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This is- Poemy DOT net. Where the P comes before the o, the e before the m, etc .etc. etc.! Where Graham Chapman, the first to die - so, naturally the best..
I've heared that already.
Right you have.
Now about your site name, how is it pronounced?
Like this: Po-emmie.
PO- emmieee- Like Ho! Ho!.. Something Santa Clause might say.
Almost! Now move the 'e', the first 'e', next to the 'm' and the second 'e' at- the end. Oh and don't forget the 'i' before the second 'e'.
Right, I got it.
Then say it.
I'd rather not.
(Web Author's note: A fan.)
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Hold on a minute!.. Where you from?
What kind of question is that?
Well obviously I'm bored.. I'm on this bloody site to begin with.
Well, if you insist..
I do! .. I must know!- must know.. Names I know.. places- I don't.
.. Oh- the states. Yes, yes..
I'm not a politician- merely a peasant!
No watery tart threw a sword at me either.. Cheers mate!
Listen, lad, I built this website up from nothing. All I had when I started- was shit ... Other webmasters said I was daft to build a website on shit, but I built it all the same ... just to show 'em. It sank into shit. So I built a another one ... that sank into shit. I built another one ... That fell over and THEN sank into shit .... So I built another ... and that stayed up. ... And that's what your gonna get, lad: the most powerful website on this side of the coast- to browse and enjoy.
But I don't want any of that, I'd rather ...
Rather what-? .. Oh, not THAT again..
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